I was to play Craig, who I have played enjoyable gamesagainst before, in a quest to stop his marauding Welshmen making off with my
sheep (you are invited to make up your own borderline racist jokes at this
point). The sheep would wander randomly about the board unless corralled and
herded by skirmishers. Whoever ended up with the sheep at the end would be the
winner (some of the sheep were actually pigs, but pork or lamb chops are not so
very different to a hungry Dark Age warrior).
The Saxon Sheep Protection Force enter the valleys
Lambs for the lads!
These sheeps've been shaved
I decided to let my fierce Geoguth go sheep herding, placed
the Romans on my right flank, anchored on the woods and filled the centre of
the board with hairy Saxons.
Shortly the Welsh hove into view and with much deep voiced
singing they began to lurch toward the wildstock.
It's for your own good, sheep
Moustachioed marauders
So good I photographed them twice
Where'd the pigs go?
I advanced cautiously and the sheep duly scattered across
the board. Craig pushed some cavalry around my right flank. The Welsh slingers
were able to round up the pigs in fairly short order and, deprived of a better
target I sent the Geoguth to face down the Welsh horsemen.
You're fighting for the wrong side, boys!
Fighty, stabby!
My leftmost Duguth
unit charged into some mercenary Saxons and saw them off, but were unable to catch
them and instead crashed into the Welsh spearmen. My rightmost Geoguth unit
forgot about the sheep they were chasing and hurled themselves at the Welsh
skirmishers, seeing them off, but then running wildly after them, only to be
steamrollered by the Welsh Teulu. Curse you, Fierceness!
On the other flank some good arrers by the Geoguth (and
unexpected discipline) meant the Welsh horsemen turned tail and ran away for a
bit.
Come on then. No you come on. No, you...etc.
The Romans watch their hirelings do the dirty work
This isn't going our way
With neither of us prepared to commit our hearthguard units
we settled down to play “who fails warband first” and sure enough it was me. My
Duguth ploughed home and were well and truly creamed by the Welsh. Their
inevitable flight caused my general to soil his fighting trousers and run away.
Fortunately he was later able to steady the ranks, but the damage had been done
and the Teulu rampaged through the centre of my line.
Desperately the Tribune ordered his men forward. The Welsh,
sensing easy pickings hurled themselves at the Romans. However discipline and
big shields carried the day and the Welshmen fled. With a final plaintiff bleat
the sheep ambled up alongside the victorious Romano British and with that the
battle drew to a close.
Flee, for your lives!
If you want something doing. Do it yourself.
The final fight, and fortuitous sheep move, had enabled me
to snag a draw. On balance this was probably slightly harsh on Craig, but the
fight had see-sawed a few times.
Craig was a pleasure to play against as always and the sheep
move phase added immeasurably to the game.
I had salad for Sunday tea, lunch yesterday and dinner today!
ReplyDeleteSo it's maybe not the fatest rabbits, but.... ok back to business ;-)
DeleteGreat report and some excelently pained figures. Thanks for sharing.
Great rep once more Tom. Most excellent the eye candy too boot!
ReplyDeleteDarrell.