40K an Orky stand up fight

Steve and I got together for some soldiers. WFB seemed too hard, so we settled on the simplicity of two lots of Orks doing what Orks do best.
No scenario, no real thought, just line 'em up and roll some dice.

Steve won.
We decided about half way through the 40K is the wargaming equivalent of Chinese food.
Colourful and briefly stimulating and exciting.
But about half an hour later you fancy something a bit more substantial.