Instead I am in bed wrestling with an unstoppable green tide of mucus as part of my post Christmas cold.
However in happier times just before Christmas the Sherwood, Hucknall and Ilkeston Team got together in the Ilko Gaming Hut for our annual Christmas game. This year we settled on SAGA and General B duly laid a snow white carpet across the hallowed gaming surface to make it look dead Cristmassy and that.
General B told us that this was the first outing for his Vikings.
So we outed them: "Ooh Ragnar I do love a hairy man with a huge chopper in his hand!" etc.
Then we played the game.
As is traditional I was the Scottish meat in a Viking and Anglo Danish sandwich.
We had all, of course, forgotten most of the rules, but it soon all came flooding back. Some of it even matched what was written in the rulebook.
Anyway it was a few weeks ago and I've had several sleeps and Christmas since then so in place of my usual expert analysis* here's some low quality pictures with frivolous captions.